Scientist today announced they have started construction on
the world’s most powerful supercomputer, in a bid to finally understand Donald
Trump's hair.
A spokesman at Pease Pottage Technology Institute commented:
“Until the construction of this computer, Trump’s hair has frankly been beyond
the understanding of human science. It’s right up there with the Big Bang in
terms of controversy and complexity. We
know that Trump's hair ‘exists’, but where does it start? Is it combed over
from his ears? Or maybe up from his back? This new computer will finally solve
these deep and troubling riddles. “
The new machine will be capable of calculating 10000000
mega-Trumps per second.
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