A top fashion magazine was today forced into a humiliating apology
after it admitted that its hot new cover star was in fact not a hipster, but
just an old man in bad clothing. The
magazine editor apologized, saying he was ‘off his tits on coke’ and ‘could not
really be held responsible for stuff’.
The elderly man, Arthur French from Chalfontshire, said he
only agreed to sit for the photo as he thought the advert he had replied to was for a ‘hip
replacement’ not a hipster.