Monday, 9 December 2013
UK Chancellor George Osborne today admitted he found running the UK economy 'a bit like a David Lynch film, frankly it leaves me confused. I open up those economic reports and it may as well be David Bowie talking backwards whilst a dwarf stares out at me from behind a curtain. '
Osborne however insisted his economic programme would turn out as well as the Lynch directed Sci Fi film Dune.
Posted by Sean Kavanagh at 03:45
Wednesday, 4 December 2013
Westcumberlandshire Police today called off a massive hunt for a matching sock.
The search, which had involved 100 officers, was finally wound down last night. A police spokesman commented: "We unfortunately have to accept that we'll never find the matching sock. This type of disappearance is distressingly common, and we suspect a major eastern European sock trafficking ring may be involved. "
Posted by Sean Kavanagh at 08:36